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And apparently, so does keeping your shit together.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFUGLY WELLNESS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Wellness isn't always pretty.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"falling-apart-grass-fed-hydrolyzed-collagen-peptides","title":"FALLING APART. Grass-Fed Hydrolyzed Collagen Peptides","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour hair is in curlers, your mirror is cracked, and you’re still going out. Falling Apart. is grass-fed hydrolyzed collagen peptides from bovine hide, 20 grams per scoop, and it supports skin, hair, muscle and bone health.*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s unflavored, so it disappears into your coffee, smoothie or whatever beverage is getting you through the day. Your problems stay, but at least you don’t have to taste anything. One ingredient. One scoop. 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