{"title":"ENERGY","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBeing tired would be considerably more convenient if life stopped requiring things from you. It does not. ENERGY is for early mornings, long drives, workouts, travel, afternoon crashes, and every other occasion when unfortunately, we have shit to do. Energy support and useful shit for showing up when your bed had other plans.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"energy-energy-strips","title":"ENERGY. Energy Strips","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnfortunately, we have shit to do.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe alarm went off. The inbox didn't stop. And the day expects you to show up anyway. ENERGY. is a cranberry-flavored strip that dissolves on your tongue, with no water, no line at the coffee shop, and no pretending you're a morning person.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne strip. Tongue. Go.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's in it (the useful stuff)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaffeine\u003c\/strong\u003e (50 mg): about half a cup of coffee, in a strip that fits in your wallet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL-theanine\u003c\/strong\u003e (30 mg): the amino acid found in tea, commonly paired with caffeine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVitamin B12\u003c\/strong\u003e (1,000 mcg, as methylcobalamin)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eCranberry flavor, sweetened with erythritol and stevia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy it's here\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eSupports increased energy levels and helps with fatigue*\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade for:\u003c\/strong\u003e early flights, long drives, 3 p.m. meetings, pre-workout, and every day you have to adult before you're ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to use\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e(dissolve. done.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Place one oral strip on your tongue and allow it to dissolve. Do not exceed 1 strip per day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Cranberry flavor · 30 oral strips · 30 servings · Contains caffeine (50 mg per strip) · Made in India\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Your strips come in a FUGLY tin, and each strip is individually sealed in a standard packet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pullulan, L-Theanine, Caffeine, Mannitol, Cellulose, Cranberry Flavor, Lecithin, Malic Acid, Pectin, Erythritol, Steviol Glycosides, Methylcobalamin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but important part:\u003c\/strong\u003e Contains caffeine. Do not exceed the recommended dose. Pregnant or nursing mothers, children under the age of 18, and individuals with a known medical condition should consult a physician before using this or any dietary supplement. Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUGLY Wellness","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67639276241213,"sku":"AAV37ENER","price":36.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1023\/4544\/1597\/files\/20261006155207-desert-rose-road-trip-energy.png?v=1791327154"},{"product_id":"morning-rich-hazelnut-coffee-pods-medium-roast","title":"MORNING. Rich Hazelnut Coffee Pods (Medium Roast)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou look fugly before coffee.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe're not judging. We're just here to help. MORNING. is a medium roast built from Brazilian and Mexican Arabica beans: chocolate-covered almond on the front, warm maple syrup in the middle, and a clean hint of citrus at the finish. It's a genuinely good cup of coffee in a pod, for people who'd like to become a person again before their first meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePop a pod in. Press the button. Pretend you're fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's in the cup\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% Arabica,\u003c\/strong\u003e roasted medium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrazil\u003c\/strong\u003e (Catuaí, Catucaí, and Mundo Novo) for body and chocolatey depth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMexico\u003c\/strong\u003e (Bourbon and Typica) for brightness, structure, and a clean citrus edge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTasting notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e chocolate-covered almond · maple syrup · citrus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAcidity:\u003c\/strong\u003e medium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade for:\u003c\/strong\u003e early alarms, long commutes, back-to-back calls, and every morning that started before you were ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to use\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e(it's not hard)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Pop a pod in. Pick your cup size. Press the button. Become a person again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCompatibility\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Works with most Keurig-compatible machines, including Keurig, Cuisinart, Hamilton Beach, Black \u0026amp; Decker, and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Not compatible with specialty machines such as Nespresso, Ninja, Lavazza, or Dolce Gusto.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 12 pods · Net wt. 4.7 oz (139 g) · Medium roast · Roasted in the USA from Brazilian and Mexican beans\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but important part:\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not use if the packaging is damaged or opened. Store in a cool, dry place, away from direct sunlight and moisture.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll product names and trademarks are the property of their respective owners. FUGLY Wellness is not affiliated with or endorsed by any coffee machine brand.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUGLY Wellness","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67643691401533,"sku":"RST27RHCP","price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1023\/4544\/1597\/files\/20261007070900-fugly-family-morning-chaos.png?v=1791382154"},{"product_id":"shroom-service-mushroom-fuse-instant-coffee-medium-roast","title":"SHROOM SERVICE. Mushroom Fuse Instant Coffee (Medium Roast)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRoom service wasn't helping.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNormal coffee was doing the bare minimum. SHROOM SERVICE. is a smooth, medium-roast instant coffee blended with Lion's Mane and Chaga mushroom powders. The result is chocolatey and full-bodied, with a subtle earthy finish and none of the bitterness you'd expect. Freeze-dried to lock in flavor and aroma, it's ready in about thirty seconds, no machine, no barista, no small talk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne scoop. Hot water. 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Pour in 8–10 oz (236–295 ml) of hot water (160–175°F \/ 70–80°C), stir, and enjoy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor a richer taste, use 2 scoops or blend with your favorite milk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInstant coffee · About 27 servings · Net wt. 1.9 oz (54 g)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e 70% Roasted Arabica Coffee, 15% Organic Lion's Mane Powder, 15% Organic Chaga Mushroom Powder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but important part:\u003c\/strong\u003e Contains caffeine. Do not use if the packaging is damaged or opened. Store in a cool, dry place, away from direct sunlight and moisture. Once opened, consume within 3 months for best quality. 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