{"title":"The Weird Shit","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThings nobody asked us to make.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUseful. Beautiful. A little fucked up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSupplements are nice. Sometimes you need other shit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is where we put limited drops, questionable ideas and surprisingly useful objects for the general maintenance of being a person.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome stay. Some disappear. That's your problem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"fugly-fucks-libido-support-strips","title":"FUGLY FUCKS. Libido Support Strips","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor consenting adults. We'll let you figure out the rest.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWellness gets weird. Sometimes it takes the elevator to the 69th floor. FUGLY FUCKS. is a chocolate oral strip that dissolves right on your tongue. No water, no pill bottle on the nightstand, no awkward questions. Just a discreet little tin with excellent taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne strip. Tongue. 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Pregnant or nursing mothers, children under the age of 18, and individuals with a known medical condition should consult a physician before using this or any dietary supplement. Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. 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