FUGLY FUCKS. Libido Support Strips
FUGLY FUCKS. Libido Support Strips
For consenting adults. We'll let you figure out the rest.
Wellness gets weird. Sometimes it takes the elevator to the 69th floor. FUGLY FUCKS. is a chocolate oral strip that dissolves right on your tongue. No water, no pill bottle on the nightstand, no awkward questions. Just a discreet little tin with excellent taste.
One strip. Tongue. Mind your business.
What's in it (the useful stuff)
- Cordyceps militaris (50 mg): a functional mushroom
- Shilajit (Asphaltum punjabianum, 50 mg): a mineral-rich resin from mountain rock
- Oyster peptide (20 mg)
- Chocolate flavor, sweetened with monk fruit, erythritol, and stevia
Why it's here
- Supports normal sexual function*
Made for: grown-ups, date nights, anniversaries, "we should really get out more," and anyone who's not done having fun.
How to use (dissolve. enjoy.)
Place one oral strip on your tongue and allow it to dissolve. Do not exceed 1 strip per day.
The details
Chocolate flavor · 30 oral strips · 30 servings · Made in India · For adults 18+
Your strips come in a FUGLY tin, and each strip is individually sealed in a standard packet.
Ingredients: Cordyceps militaris (50 mg), Asphaltum punjabianum (Shilajit) (50 mg), Oyster Peptide (20 mg).
Other ingredients: Pullulan, Cellulose, Monk Fruit Extract, Lecithin, Chocolate Flavor, Erythritol, Sorbitol, Pectin, Steviol Glycosides.
Contains: Shellfish (oyster peptide).
The boring but important part: Do not use if you are allergic to shellfish. Do not exceed the recommended dose. Pregnant or nursing mothers, children under the age of 18, and individuals with a known medical condition should consult a physician before using this or any dietary supplement. Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place.
*This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.