HEAVY SHIT. Creatine Monohydrate
HEAVY SHIT. Creatine Monohydrate
Because life isn't getting lighter.
Groceries. Toddlers. Furniture you swore you'd never move again. Life is one long series of heavy things. HEAVY SHIT. is pure, unflavored creatine monohydrate, the most studied and least complicated supplement in the gym bag, in a tub good-looking enough to stay on the counter.
One scoop. Water or juice. Lift the heavy shit.
What's in it (the useful stuff)
- Creatine monohydrate, 5,000 mg per scoop
- That's it. One ingredient. No fillers, no flavoring, no nonsense.
- Unflavored, so it mixes into water, juice, or whatever's already in your shaker
Why it's here
- Supports muscle strength, lean body mass, and cellular energy production*
Made for: lifters, runners, weekend warriors, parents who carry everything in one trip, and anyone who's not 22 anymore and is acting accordingly.
How to use (it's not hard)
Mix one (1) scoop with 8 oz (237 ml) of water or juice. Take four (4) times daily for the first 5 days (loading phase), then take 1–2 times daily thereafter, or as directed by a healthcare professional.
The details
Unflavored · 50 servings · Net wt. 9.9 oz (281 g)
Ingredients: Creatine Monohydrate.
The boring but important part: Do not exceed the recommended dose. Consult a physician if pregnant, nursing, under 18, or have a medical condition. Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place, away from direct light.
*This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.