{"product_id":"heavy-shit-creatine-monohydrate","title":"HEAVY SHIT. Creatine Monohydrate","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause life isn't getting lighter.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGroceries. Toddlers. Furniture you swore you'd never move again. Life is one long series of heavy things. HEAVY SHIT. is pure, unflavored creatine monohydrate, the most studied and least complicated supplement in the gym bag, in a tub good-looking enough to stay on the counter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne scoop. Water or juice. Lift the heavy shit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's in it (the useful stuff)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCreatine monohydrate\u003c\/strong\u003e, 5,000 mg per scoop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eThat's it. One ingredient. No fillers, no flavoring, no nonsense.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eUnflavored, so it mixes into water, juice, or whatever's already in your shaker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy it's here\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eSupports muscle strength, lean body mass, and cellular energy production*\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade for:\u003c\/strong\u003e lifters, runners, weekend warriors, parents who carry everything in one trip, and anyone who's not 22 anymore and is acting accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to use\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e(it's not hard)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Mix one (1) scoop with 8 oz (237 ml) of water or juice. Take four (4) times daily for the first 5 days (loading phase), then take 1–2 times daily thereafter, or as directed by a healthcare professional.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Unflavored · 50 servings · Net wt. 9.9 oz (281 g)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Creatine Monohydrate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but important part:\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not exceed the recommended dose. Consult a physician if pregnant, nursing, under 18, or have a medical condition. Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place, away from direct light.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUGLY Wellness","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67650908193085,"sku":"JTP31CREA","price":33.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1023\/4544\/1597\/files\/20261008071223-desert-outlaw-creatine-gym-ad.png?v=1791468758","url":"https:\/\/fuglywellness.com\/products\/heavy-shit-creatine-monohydrate","provider":"FUGLY Wellness","version":"1.0","type":"link"}