{"product_id":"not-today-satan-cognitive-relax-strips","title":"NOT TODAY, SATAN. Cognitive Relax Strips","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor when prison isn't an option.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe group chat is on fire. Your inbox is a dumpster fire. Someone just replied-all. NOT TODAY, SATAN. is a strawberry-peppermint strip that dissolves right on your tongue, made with L-theanine from green tea, GABA, and vitamin B6 for the days when you need a time out before somebody else does.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne strip. Deep breath. Put the phone down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's in it (the useful stuff)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL-theanine\u003c\/strong\u003e (50 mg), an amino acid naturally found in green tea\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGABA\u003c\/strong\u003e (25 mg), a compound your body naturally makes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVitamin B6\u003c\/strong\u003e (6 mg, 353% DV)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eStrawberry-peppermint flavor, sweetened with monk fruit and stevia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy it's here\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eSupports cognitive function*\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade for:\u003c\/strong\u003e reply-all survivors, Monday mornings, family group chats, holiday dinners, and every day that's trying you personally.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to use\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e(dissolve. done.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Place one oral strip on your tongue and allow it to dissolve. Do not exceed 1 strip per day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Strawberry-peppermint flavor · 30 oral strips · 30 servings · Made in India · For adults 18+\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Your strips come in a FUGLY tin, and each strip is individually sealed in a standard packet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Green Tea L-Theanine (50 mg), GABA (25 mg), Vitamin B6 (6 mg).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eOther ingredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pullulan, Mannitol, Cellulose, Strawberry Flavor, Lecithin, Malic Acid, Monk Fruit Extract, Pectin, Erythritol, Peppermint Flavor, Steviol Glycosides.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but important part:\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not exceed the recommended dose. Pregnant or nursing mothers, children under the age of 18, and individuals with a known medical condition should consult a physician before using this or any dietary supplement. Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUGLY Wellness","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67663247769917,"sku":"AAV37CORL","price":32.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1023\/4544\/1597\/files\/20261010110314-neon-fugly-motel-wellness-party.png?v=1791655411","url":"https:\/\/fuglywellness.com\/products\/not-today-satan-cognitive-relax-strips","provider":"FUGLY Wellness","version":"1.0","type":"link"}