{"product_id":"plant-based-still-an-asshole-plant-protein-chocolate","title":"PLANT BASED. STILL AN ASSHOLE. Plant Protein (Chocolate)","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou went plant-based. You did not go soft. Plant Based. Still an Asshole. is a chocolate plant protein with 21 grams of protein per serving from fava bean protein isolate and YESTEIN™ fermented nutritional yeast protein. It supports growth and repair of muscle after exercise.*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe chocolate is doubled up, with Nidau cocoa and Nightfall black cocoa, so it tastes like dessert instead of a lawn. It’s sweetened with stevia and mixes with water or whatever milk-adjacent liquid you’re into this week. Cash and Roxie drink it on a leopard couch. You can drink it wherever you’re being difficult.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e21 g plant protein per serving\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eSupports growth and repair of muscle after exercise*\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eFava bean protein isolate + YESTEIN™ fermented nutritional yeast protein\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e110 calories · 1 g sugar per serving\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDouble chocolate: Nidau cocoa + Nightfall black cocoa, sweetened with stevia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e24 servings · 29.4 oz (833 g) · Made in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuggested use:\u003c\/strong\u003e As a dietary supplement, adults mix two (2) scoops with 6-8 oz (177-237 ml) of water or favorite beverage daily. For best results, take 20-30 minutes before a meal with 8 oz (237ml) of water or as directed by your healthcare professional.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fava Bean Protein Isolate, YESTEIN™ Fermented Nutritional Yeast Protein, Nidau Cocoa Powder, Natural Flavor, MCT Oil Powder, Nightfall Black Cocoa Powder, Apple Pectin Powder, Sea Salt, Sunflower Lecithin, Stevia Extract (leaf).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaution:\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not exceed recommended dose. Consult a physician if pregnant, nursing, under 18, or have a medical condition. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. DO NOT USE IF SAFETY SEAL IS DAMAGED OR MISSING. STORE IN A COOL, DRY PLACE.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e Accidental overdose of iron-containing products is a leading cause of fatal poisoning in children under 6. Keep this product out of reach of children. In case of accidental overdose, call a doctor or poison control center immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUGLY Wellness","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67711051170109,"sku":"KELLY-PPC-82A8","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1023\/4544\/1597\/files\/20261015165220-neon-fugly-chocolate-protein-lounge.png?v=1792108400","url":"https:\/\/fuglywellness.com\/products\/plant-based-still-an-asshole-plant-protein-chocolate","provider":"FUGLY Wellness","version":"1.0","type":"link"}