BEAUTY IS PAIN.

Aging gracefully? Couldn't be us.

Welcome to the high-maintenance side of wellness, where beauty routines meet questionable attitudes and looking alive is a full-time job.

From collagen peptides to beauty-from-within essentials, this collection is for anyone holding it together with caffeine, sarcasm, and a suspicious number of daily rituals.

Because looking fabulous takes work. And apparently, so does keeping your shit together.

FUGLY WELLNESS. Wellness isn't always pretty.

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  • EAT YOUR DAMN GREENS. Greens Superfood

    EAT YOUR DAMN GREENS. Greens Superfood

    $29.99
  • OLD BONES. Vitamin D3 2,000 IU

    OLD BONES. Vitamin D3 2,000 IU

    $19.99
  • FALLING APART. Grass-Fed Hydrolyzed Collagen Peptides

    FALLING APART. Grass-Fed Hydrolyzed Collagen Peptides

    $34.99